“Noli Me Tangere” done by Cody at Resurrection in Austin, Texas.

“Noli Me Tangere” done by Cody at Resurrection in Austin, Texas.

Dirty Movies

I’m glad we’re referring to our next door neighbor as “The Porn Star” now.

Watch This

Stupid buffering!

Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink and Text

Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink and Text

Life After Death

It sucks when the person you love most in the world dies.

Cold Irony

I love how people text when I’m busy but not when I’m bored.

And because they did not know the meaning of time, they were endlessly patient.

Michael Scott, The Necromancer

Nighty Night

Too late for a sleeping pill? Never.

Texts From Friends

Charlene: Do you have a yearning for cocaine or no?

It’s Complicated

Yes, I am your Facebook stalker; no, we’ve never met.

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.

Washington Irving

BFFL

One text message every few months does not a best friend make.

Dilemma

I can’t decide if today is a blessing or a curse.

Disrespect is Unbecoming

Let people be who they are. No need to criticize.

Technical Difficulties

Why won’t Tumblr let me “like” anything.