Dirty Movies
I’m glad we’re referring to our next door neighbor as “The Porn Star” now.
I’m glad we’re referring to our next door neighbor as “The Porn Star” now.
Stupid buffering!
It sucks when the person you love most in the world dies.
I love how people text when I’m busy but not when I’m bored.
Too late for a sleeping pill? Never.
Charlene: Do you have a yearning for cocaine or no?
Yes, I am your Facebook stalker; no, we’ve never met.
One text message every few months does not a best friend make.
I can’t decide if today is a blessing or a curse.
Let people be who they are. No need to criticize.
Why won’t Tumblr let me “like” anything.